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Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Maybe Ukraine would win if we gave them bigger planes?

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Maybe Ukraine would win if we gave them bigger planes?

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Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin@lemm.ee
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    Zelensky looks like he’s about to explain that he’s not mad at us, just dissapointed.

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      If it wasn’t all so serious, I feel like there’s a self-mockery career in there somewhere

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        I mean he was a comedian.

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          It would be awesome if he picked it up again after. Imagine Putin’s shame. Empire crumbling, your own state turning on you, the world laughing. And this guy who beat you doesn’t take your kingdom, doesn’t rule with an iron fist to match your own. They just fuck off and tell jokes about your failure until retirement.

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            Fucking awesome power play

        • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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          I’d forgotten that! Sheesh, thats some dark material

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    It’s just the perspective. Zelenskyy is actually 80’ tall now. His body grew in response to his giant balls dragging on the ground.

    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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      My might morphin power zelenskyys pilot did not get the traction I expected and part of it was the giant testicles I think

      • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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        Well yeah, at some point of getting large, the balls start getting in the way of the legs pointing straight down, so they have to be angled. This reduces the coefficient of friction because some of the gravity force is effectively directed to the side. Thus you get less traction and introduce a risk of slipping into splits.

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      Soon he’s gonna go grab the sword from the Motherland Calls and take to the frontlines himself

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    What is this

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      A plane for ants?

      • ChillPill@lemmy.world
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        The real one needs to be at least 3 times bigger!

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      A Shahed-136. Iranian made, its a kind of kamakazi drone

      • Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.worksOP
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        Correct.

        I think Ukraine actually shoots these down.

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          Yep its the opposite of the meme but didn’t want to point it out and ruin it lol

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          They do, but these drones are far cheaper to build than the missiles usually used to shoot them down. They are also being produced in massive quantities.

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            Yes yes, but let’s not get distracted from my hilarious joke.

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            Fucking zerg strategies

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              It works when your opponent insists on building nothing but siege tanks and battlecruisers.

              Yeah, NAFO could invest in their own zerg units, but that would mean less profit for Yamato Corporation.

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            Not for long, this is a test war, once AI takes over air defense these things will be shot down for pennies on the dollar.

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              I’m not sure that Ukraine sees this as a test war, but I get your point.

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          Most of the time.

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      A drone i would assume.

    • Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      The Spruce Moose!

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    That thing looks like just a missile with wings lmao

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      Planes are missiles with wings

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        If you’re Japanese during ww2

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    I rode one of those to the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can’t Read Good

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    Goddamn Zelenskyy’s so tall Shaq couldn’t even touch his ankle! Man’s huge!

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    But I think that one is from Russia.

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    deleted by creator

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      Yeah, Russia should just fuck off in Ukraine and no civilians would get hurt anymore

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