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He tried to help out the underground railroad but he was too slow.
It was a different time
I’m sure the tortoise would say the same back to Lil Nas x.
I really enjoy lil Nas X’s sense of humour.
I think he’s still on his way to join the raid on area 51.
The front of his shell just kind of grinds along the ground when he’s in his full Naruto run.
If we dig through Jonathan’s social media posts, guaranteed there is something problematic.
All I’m gonna say is don’t read up on his opinions of turtles
Not that the world’s oldest and largest tortoises are horrible turtle-racists against the pleb species or anything.
If he was born in 1836 it only took him 25 years to manipulate America from across an ocean to fight a war to end slavery .
Don’t see how he could have done much better than that.
He’s ~191 now Jonathan_(tortoise)
Doesn’t look a day over 150
Jonathan was like, get those n-words in the field.
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Lil bro killed the devil, what the fuck have you done?
TBF he looks pretty depressed about it so perhaps he regrets it now
I read somewhere that Lincoln said the tortoise would find him and whisper secrets. Wait maybe it wasn’t Lincoln, but still. Leave the tortoise in the chamber of secrets.
Holy shit, I can’t believe what he’s done, here’s a thread of his other sins!
OMG a hit tweet, here’s my podcast, watch [show], please follow [creator]!
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I reckon he might have been joking to be honest
