• CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe
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    7 months ago

    Like…I get it…but at the same time, they’re young, taut, and hot. Just let these beautifully sculpted human beings have sex with each other? Let them enjoy this one life that we have? Give them some birth control & leave them be. What fucking jealous, irrational prudes. 🙄

    I hope they have all kinds of crazy sex, just because they can.

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      7 months ago

      Fortunately, they’re not actually small for that purpose. They’re just small beds made of recycled material.

      The Olympic committee isn’t that naive. They’re distributing literally hundreds of thousands of condoms and related safe sex accessories.

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        7 months ago

        The Olympic committee isn’t that naive. They’re distributing literally hundreds of thousands of condoms and related safe sex accessories.

        It’s up to the host country how to handle the horniness of the Olympic village, not the committee. Some countries in the past have taken measures to discourage it.

        FWIW, the Olympic village has been an STD hotbed in the past. But distributing protection is way more likely to help with that than trying to keep the athletes off of each other.

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          7 months ago

          Fair enough, I conflated the Olympic committee with the Olympic organizers. :)

          In any case, someone is realistic about these things because they’re taking some steps to try to keep things clean while they get dirty.

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      7 months ago

      I wish I was hot enough to be fucked by an Olympic athlete. I’d probably die just trying to think about keeping up with their endurance, but what a way to go out!

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      7 months ago

      i feel its just bitter ugly old people in charge of this stuff