Chris@feddit.uk to Programmer HumorEnglish · 6 months agoExplaining software development methods by flying to Marsfeddit.ukimagemessage-square72fedilinkarrow-up1857arrow-down179
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minus-squareRonSijmlinkfedilinkarrow-up24·6 months agoCowboy Programming: PO: Hey we want to go to Mars - 3 weeks of silence - Developer: Hey I’m there, where are you?
minus-squareCanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-26 months agoAssuming you know the developer isn’t a shitbird, because you’re the developer. If this was Investor Humor the idea would be less popular.
minus-squareJesus_666@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·6 months agoPO: Someone else figure out how to repeat what he did. Second developer: Sorry, I tried to make sense of his rocket design but I can’t figure out how to make a copy that doesn’t explode before we even put the fuel in.
Cowboy Programming:
PO: Hey we want to go to Mars
- 3 weeks of silence -
Developer: Hey I’m there, where are you?
This is the way.
Assuming you know the developer isn’t a shitbird, because you’re the developer. If this was Investor Humor the idea would be less popular.
PO: Someone else figure out how to repeat what he did.
Second developer: Sorry, I tried to make sense of his rocket design but I can’t figure out how to make a copy that doesn’t explode before we even put the fuel in.