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    Pecker! Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, it’s not a woodpecker, it looks like someone’s…

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      Dong! That’s right, my doorbell is busted and it only does half the ring. No ding, just dong. And I open the door and the Amazon delivery guy had pulled out his…

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        Willy! Hey, over here! Wow man, how’ve you been? Last time we talked you were polishing off your…

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          …nob! I couldn’t turn the damn nob! As much as I tried I couldn’t open the door. The damn thing wouldn’t turn. It was probably because my hand was so slippery with all the lubricant I used to beat my…