war is how god teaches americans geography
Only some Americans. Most will still ask "What is A Leppo?
Ice tea, no?
The fuck is iced tea? You mean sweet tea?
Sorry sir, me no speak Americano. Me speak ye olde English.
Most Americans would not be able to point on a map all of the countries their nation is at war with
None, you ignorant ape. We haven’t declared a war since WW2.
Everything else is just boys being boys.
“special military operations”
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Locating Kiev in 2021 is probably starting way above average.
By American standards knowing the capital of Ukraine in 2021 puts you well above average.
dnipropetrovsk is the old name tho, it’s just dnipro now
Every day I watch some guy on youtube take 20 minutes to show how some imaginary battle line has moved over another town I’ve never heard of and it’s thrilling for some reason.
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He’s always so polite
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Kinda ironic since the gigachad guy is originally Russian
I now know even which way the Dnipro flows when describing the battlelines (left bank = east, right bank = west). I barely knew the Dnipro existed two years ago.