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Gollum@feddit.org to Programmer Humor · 10 months ago

When your shower uses GitHub more than you

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When your shower uses GitHub more than you

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Gollum@feddit.org to Programmer Humor · 10 months ago
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    Plot twist, all of those are project initial commits.

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      Oh no. I think just reading that idea gave me cancer.

      Keep your unfinished project ideas in a folder of shame like everyone else.

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        How else do you suppose I store my API keys?

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        My GitHub pretty much is my folder of shame.

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          my github is a folder on my desktop called “do_not_open_dir_of_shame”

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