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    No one who wants to write brainfuck would admit they need help.

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      Which is ironic, because everyone who writes it needs help. I’ve been thinking about learning it to show off how mentally healthy I am.

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        brainfuck is a member of an exclusive club of languages where it’s much easier to write a compiler for it than to read a program written in it.

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          It’s exclusive for a reason.

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        Why not learn COBOL if you hate yourself?

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          'Cause COBOL might actually get you a job? Esoteric languages can’t even do that, so you have to hate yourself worse than COBOL if you’re going to learn brainfuck.

          “Worse than COBOL.” This is a terrifying concept. 😱

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            Brainfuck is dead easy to learn, its incredibly hard to use.

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      Do they really need to? It’s sort of a cry for help on its own 😛

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      My guess woild be… only chatgpt can do it.

      And honestly, thats good enough

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