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  • Hupf@feddit.de
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    2 years ago

    When you’re paid by LoC

  • psilocybin@discuss.tchncs.de
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    So a syntax highlighted comment

    • watermelonsushi@lemmy.fmhy.ml
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      Which will be violently yeeted away by compiler optimisation

  • Brisolo32@lemmy.eco.br
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    I feel the need of putting a while(false) in my codebase now…

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    def cosmic_ray_detector:
        while false:
            print("Cosmic ray detected!")
    
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    This looks like very efficient code to me!

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