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Hey white people…sit this one out.
But I wanna call him stupid names for being a dipshit.
yea, this isn’t a typical “white” view
Edit, read this backwards, my bad
view “white” typical a isn’t this ,yea?
More backwards plz
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Thanks, finally some sense
If only.
Well, typical, no, literally only weird white people saying it, yes.
That’s an enormous demographic
Way less than half though. We just mostly live in blue cities, so our votes count for less.
Hey black people… that’s it really, just saying hello.
Hey black people can I have your grandmother’s recipe for mac and cheese
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maybe. Gotta say the magic word
OMG HAII!!
Can we sit it out AFTER we can him a piece of shit? I think that’s important for anybody who wants to be an ally to be heard too.
We don’t want to be like all those “good” cops and “good” republicans that everybody is waiting to hear speak up.
Do what I always do? Can do!
He’s all yours. Don’t be gentle.
On behalf of all the white people who aren’t him: gladly
I’m perfectly fine waiting for the inevitable comment by the wonderful Lucy Lawless calling out the little “Peanut”.
Impressing that somehow this makes sense in his head.
It’s dumb but would probably be a pretty funny joke if somebody like Dave Chappelle said it. But hair boy hercules might not have been joking
The brain damage probably helps.
Never go full Sorbo
Then he said “It’s Sorbin time!” And he went full Sorbo, he just Sorbd all over the place.
Ew, I’ve got Sorbo on my shoe
You have my sworb
This would be a god-tier shitpost if it weren’t real
Sounds like an Onion article. “Kamala Harris claims to be black despite not using the n-word”.
As a nerdy kid with longish hair and few male role models, I really, really looked up to this guy. Hercules, Xena, Kull, and then Andromeda.
He fell off my radar for a while but I was pleasantly entertained when I found him in the Mythica series. I’d always thought well of him.
Eventually I heard about God Is Not Dead and looked into the rest of his more right wing work… Its really heartbreaking when people you respected or even idolized as a kid turn out to be so… gross and just… weird.
Now he again pops up on my radar with stupid shit like this. So sad.
Sucks about Sorbo, but thankfully Lucy Lawless (Xena) is still cool af. If you haven’t seen her in Ash vs Evil Dead, check it out! Good stuff.
That and she often dunks on Sorbo, what a queen.
And My Life is Murder!
When I was a kid I had a pillow version of Hulk Hogan. Now he’s taking pictures and shaking hands with literal nazis.
“Never meet your heroes” applies to just getting to know who they are from a distance too unfortunately.
Oh man. While I was never a huge fan, I had the Tonka Hulk Hogan and Ultimate Warrior Plush/Pillow things. Is that what you mean?
Yeah, Hogan is another guy who is just nuts. I think he’s always been a piece of shit. I heard he notified management of Ventura’s talk of a wrestler’s union which killed it before it could gain any traction.
Not only is he a scab shit but he’s racist as well. You can listen right now to a recording of him saying he’s not going to let his daughter marry a n-
It really is. Guy had the opportunity to be great, but got sick. Like losing an aging parent to Fox.
May you not live long enough to see and watch your heroes become villains.
I know I say this a lot but that might be the worst thing Kevin Sorbo has tweeted
Just say it’s the worst thing Kevin Sorbo has tweeted … so far, then it won’t feel so bad when you have to keep saying it
He’s said some other right-wing dog barf but I can’t think of any examples off the top of my head.
I thought of the “thousand years of darkness” line but that was chuck Norris, the brand name version of Kevin sorbo.
You say the N-Word alot?
Wait, what if she can’t and then a white person says it?
Does that make the white person instantly black? What if people cheer? Does that make the person black?
I have so many questions.
Probably just a matter of time until an orange person says it, so you’ll find out the answers to your questions soon enough.
I’m certain an orange man has said it many times
I’m certain an orange man has said it many times
His nephew says he has.
Donald Trump’s nephew blasts his ‘atomic crazy’ uncle in new book, backs Kamala Harris
I’m very surprised that hasn’t happened yet.
I guess got to give old Donny a little bit of credit when it comes to self control, even though it doesn’t feel right.
Im imagining a white person saying it and their skin instantly changes color
What word would make a black person turn white
We’re one step from creating a display out of humans shouting obscenities
What word would make a black person turn white
Wheres that comic with Biden in it?..
rummages…
ah!
What word would make a black person turn white
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So… “HEE hee”? “Shamone”? That doesn’t answer the question.
So, a shithole dad and lots of family trauma?
Where do you think Vitiligo comes from?
Cumtown bit. Race-switching Santa, I believe?
If one white person saying it and others cheering makes them black, I can’t wait to watch the documentary about the self destruction of the KKK.
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totally not weird, guys. they’re very very normal.
That is a shitty beard.
Is this real?
Sadly, yes. He is one of the bad ones. Same with Chuck Norris. Conservative Christian tankies.
I knew he was bad but this is like you know, particularly bad
Yeah. He’s been like this for a while. He attended the Kirk Cameron School for Mediocre Actors at some point.
Mediocre is pretty damn generous. Like, I was a 90s kid that watched Hercules, but even back then his acting was laughable.
Yeah it was schlocky b-movie stuff overall to be sure. I definitely had a soft spot for him as a kid, and as others have said it’s pretty disappointing that he’s turned out to be such a cockwomble.
They are not lefties what are you even talking about. They’re both white conservative christofascists.
I’m not sure if you’re just using tankie as a general pejorative or what but it specifically means authoritarian left.
I think it’s fine considering he specified conservative christian tankie. Like they’re the conservative version of pro-authoritarian.
It’s called a fascist, and it’s fucking weird and suspect that’d you’d try to push anything else.
I don’t think so man, words have power in their meaning.
“Tankie” started as a general pejorative shorthand for “in the tank.”
MAGAs are tankies. Evangelicals are tankies. Every extremist is a tankie.
It’s just we generally only see the communist authoritarian tankies on here.
That may be what you mean, that isn’t what everyone else means.
That is such an obviously bullshit etymology that I’m going to accuse you of making it up to intentionally muddy the water.
I was wrong in that it has been used to describe right wing extremists but it does originate with the idea that these people would happily hop in a tank and crush any dissent. I realize I was very vague
In my mind, it made sense that anyone willing to use force (eg, a tank) to impose their violent ideology is a tankie.
That’s called a fascist, like for real bro.
Out of the loop - what did Chuck Norris do?
Wants to brand and/or kill all atheists
Sorbo has been a reactionary shit going back to his early career, but he didn’t really let the freak flag fly until he stopped landing roles in the mid-'00s. He’s got a whole line of really cringey anti-Atheism movies (check out the “God’s Not Dead” series trails) and he’s been dipping his toe into the MAGA sphere since Trump took office.
Dude’s totally high on his own supply.
Dipping his toe? This man submerged himself so far he’s basically maga baptized.
Yep, he ruined Andromeda with his weird fascist bullshit, is why the show goes from egalitarian to the Commonwealth being aggressive fascists.
You’re totally right but we’re keeping the freak flag. He can have the bleak flag.
Man, and to think there was a point in my life where I watched that show and thought he was great. What a pile of shit. I hope he slips and falls on a nice warm pile of dogshit.
what a weird thing to say.
All my heroes growing up are assholes now. “Never meet your heroes” fr fr
Lucy Lawless is still awesome
DISAPPOINTED!
My disappointment stems from the fact that this joke has become associated with Hercules when it originated with A Fish Called Wanda, a much better piece of entertainment.
its because A Fish Called Wanda is full of great bits. This guy has one and only one great moment. So its remembered as such.
*“dont call me stupid” is what I always remember getting me to laugh the most from AFCW
Now by him? Did you not watch his God’s Not Dead movie? He plays an asshole atheist professor that makes his students write papers on why God is dead. Very funny, but it tries to be serious.
I wonder what the last president to publicly say the nword was. Like, not Obama alone in the oval office giggling to himself, but a president casually dropping it while doing official president things like a speech or meeting.
Edit: so a quick Google told me Obama used it on a podcast once (while president), so I guess the boring answer is indeed Obama
I guarantee FDR did at some point.
I just assumed like all of them before the fifties did. Which brings me to another interesting question, who was the first president,if there ever was one, to never use it, not even to himself?
Carter. He’s also the only man from Georgia who’s never used it.
Yea I’m gonna go with Carter. I have a feeling Bush and Reagan were a bit bold with their words behind closed doors.
I find it very easy to believe Bush Sr would’ve used it in his time with the CIA
Yea for sure
GWB talked about using it and Barbara Bush literally making him wash his mouth out with soap.
Well then there we go lol
I’m gonna go ahead and just strike Nixon and Reagan from the list of potential candidates for you. Also Johnson, since whipping your dick out to win arguments seems like an escalation from saying the most shocking thing you can think of to win arguments.
And given that Obama is the only one that grew up during the civil rights movement and all other presidents were already adults by that point, there probably hasn’t been such a president yet.
If you narrow that to “in adulthood” or “during their presidency”, then I think you’ll start getting some hits. Biden, Bush Jr (though more to avoid being recorded saying it and I wouldn’t hold my breath), Clinton, and Carter would be my guesses for the “during presidency” one. Probably just Carter and maybe Clinton for the “in adulthood” one.
All just speculation though.
Clinton is out, he said it in a speech once.
Why are you taking Reagan off the list? I picture that sob saying it when he talks in his sleep.
You misunderstood. They took Nixon and Reagan off of the “never said it” list, because of course they said it.
Yeah exactly. Nixon’s life was basically a steady stream of slurs, though not sure if it was backed up by actual hate or just indifference (sociopathy/psychopathy?) plus a desire to be edgy… Either way, he definitely said it regularly.
Reagan implemented the war on drugs, which was a hateful act itself, so even without a reputation for language like Nixon had, I’m positive he also said it a lot behind closed doors.
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