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MashedTech@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor · 9 months ago

Uh oh, what have I done

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MashedTech@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor · 9 months ago
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  • henfredemars@infosec.pub
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    My code is self-obfuscating.

    • Biezelbob
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      Hi I work for Denuvo, do you have a minute?

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        Ah yes, The generated VM and callback-based obfuscator.

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    I don’t even need to eat spaghetti. I’m efficient like that.

    • chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world
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      But the code still comes from the same place!

  • SatouKazuma
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    I don’t think I’ve ever produced spaghetti code in my life…

    Because my code never works in the first place.

    • MashedTech@lemmy.worldOP
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      It’s okay, we’re here for you ❤️

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    im a machine that turns cookies and milk into spaghetti and bugs

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