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    3 months ago

    Babe it’s not what you think, she’s just statistically correlated to my dick.

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      3 months ago

      Everything in the known universe is statistically correlated, if your computer is complex enough.

      If this argument suceeds, then all patent and IP laws are invalid.

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      3 months ago

      Babe, she just made chemicala in my brain move

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    3 months ago

    Nvidia… sounds familiar. Maybe I’ve heard of that name. I associate “Nvidia” with thoughts of expensive hardware, stock market bubbles, and annoying driver software. But that’s just a statistical correlation, it’s not like I actually know anything.

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    3 months ago

    And the media on my plex server is just statistically correlated to popular movies and tv shows.

    🙄

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    3 months ago

    Well, they are. Is the term “stochastic parrot” no longer popular? That’s what the “stochastic” part means.

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    3 months ago

    What? It’s not a blunt, officer. It’s a confounding statistical correlation, go get those eyes checked.