duff /dŭf/

noun

• Decaying leaves and branches covering a forest floor.

• Fine coal, slack.

• The buttocks.

After duffing the ball all over the golf course, I sat on my duff, ate some duff, drank too many Duff beers, then some duffer threatened to duff me up because he thought I’d got his sister up the duff. After this duff day, I went into the woods and lay in the duff.

“Isopods” instead of “Isotopes.” Clever!

Oh my god I love this

Holy fuck I love this and and I’m sending it to all my pedologists buddies

🎵 Duff beer food for me

Duff beer food for you

I’ll eat some Duff!

You eat some too! 🎶