They couldn’t handle all the seamen. (I am sorry)
Your username claims that you are a cat, but I’ve never met a cat who would consider apologizing for anything.
My parents were Canadian.
Wow, Canada to Alderaan is quite a move.
Canada is pretty expensive right meow.
You should never have to apologize for greatness, such as this.
Thank you, friend. Thank you for understanding.
Isn’t that why they wear the white uniforms, since it blends in better?
Go into any surplus shop and you’ll see at least 4 different “every day wear” uniforms from the 90s to now.
I’m okay with (and generally supportive of) my taxes going toward military spending. Requiring servicemembers to wear a different style of clothing every 10 years or so is just a waste, though. Changing the uniform because some crusty old fuck decides they want to does not help the country win wars at sea.
Thank you for bringing The Onion back to Not The Onion. :)
Now you’re cleaning toilets in your dress blues.
Please make the venn diagram of the supporters of this so we can understand it better
Please include these major subgroups of the military:
- (Group1) Harambe apologists
- (Group2) Never nude
- (Group3) Catholic chaplains
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WTFF?
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Who is losing their job for such a massive cock up?
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Does this signal a return to calling Navy personnel “seamen”?
massive cock up
Do not google this.
Or do. We don’t care. It’s 2024, people can google for whatever they like.
Yeah, you gotta ask Siri to search “massive seamen cockup” instead
I did, now I’m just sad and shamed.
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Dicks out for master chief.
Well maybe stop making duty in your pants and they’ll last longer.
I believe a call to David Letterman is in order, he has Worldwide Pants
Guess they are too good to buy off the rack like the rest of us
Pics pls.
Sweat pants it is!
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