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Kairos@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months ago

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Kairos@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months ago
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    my condolences

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    The flavor of British food and the beauty of British women made British men the finest sailors in the world.

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      Helen of Troy was so beautiful she launched a thousand ships, so you can measure beauty in miliHelens based on how many ships are launched and ugliness in negative (how many ships are launched in the opposite direction).

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        Based on this website at its ugliest the UK had –2.3 Helens

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        Is nazi Germany the country with the most beauty in history? Imperial Japan?

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          I mean, they launched a lot of ships themselves too, so it might be a wash. I’m also not sure how to count U-boats.

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    Get well soon!

  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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    Is this what succesful Brexit looks like?

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    cunt

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      Oh, allow me to translate for our American audience.

      Cunt = Hello.

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        Cunt! Would you like to see my hello?

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          Yes?

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        I thought this was an Australian thing.

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          Australians are all suntanned Brits.

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    I’m afraid that UK could steal this post to show in one of their museums

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    Big if true

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    Ouch

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    My sincerest condolences.

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    A common and very easy mistake to make…

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    I’m sorry for your loss.

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    Random fact: the UK Revenue and Customs system is open source (it’s written in Scala)

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    Bummer

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    I’m surprise they didn’t go with its official name, “terf island”.

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      Sadly, there is more than one terf island

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        I’m watching the US become terf (turtle) island right now.

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