Luckyy@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years agoYou can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effectmessage-squaremessage-square263fedilinkarrow-up1139arrow-down115file-text
arrow-up1124arrow-down1message-squareYou can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effectLuckyy@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square263fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareRiskablelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 years agoYour mouth becomes sealed shut for 8 hours whenever you secrete custard.
minus-squareCanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 years agoHah! You clearly don’t understand the power of refrigeration.
minus-squareplanetaryprotection@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoMy new bedtime routine would be filling up the custard freezer.
Your mouth becomes sealed shut for 8 hours whenever you secrete custard.
Hah! You clearly don’t understand the power of refrigeration.
My new bedtime routine would be filling up the custard freezer.