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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 9 个月前

Anon tries to find greentexts in their natural habitat

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sh.itjust.works

🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 9 个月前
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  • Reddit is better.@dormi.zone
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    “newfriend” is the word filter 😂

    • chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Maybe people just started typing it that way instead to begin with, you can’t know

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        I’ve been on the site since 2004, I absolutely know 😂

    • Biezelbob
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      9 个月前

      Newt Gingrich

      • KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        The good old days…

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      Good

    • Wanderer@lemm.ee
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      What a bunch of horseshit. What’s it meant to be?

      • Reddit is better.@dormi.zone
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        Replace “friend” with the worst F-word you can imagine.

        • Wanderer@lemm.ee
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          Fuck?

          • 0xD@infosec.pub
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            newfag

            • Wanderer@lemm.ee
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              Removed by mod

              • DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works
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                Can’t believe the woke mind virus doesn’t let you say slurs anymore 😔

              • Jax@sh.itjust.works
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                No, you can’t call people “new bundle of sticks used to burn gay people (and others) alive”.

                Shocker, I know - who gets so bent up over a little religiously (which we all know is ironclad reasoning) justified brutal murder?

                • Wanderer@lemm.ee
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                  It just means buddle of sticks mate. Don’t know where you added the rest from.

                • Rain World: Slugcat Game@lemmy.world
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                  man, doesn’t the slur come from “guy who carries bundles of sticks”?

          • Reddit is better.@dormi.zone
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            Not offensive enough.

  • ☂️-@lemmy.ml
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    .

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      a few times they jokingly banned porn on /b/ for 24 hours or so, and it was absolutely epic. the content was so good. old users coming back and having a laugh. just like the golden days of /b/

      they should do this again

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        /b/ is just nasty now. Even the YLYL threads are just awful stuff scooped from the bottom of /pol/.

        There are few sometimes decent boards, especially if you can find decent reoccurring general threads with regulars in them.

        /tv/ should just be renamed Prometheus though. It’s incredible how much that one movie has broken that place.

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          >be me

          >go on /tv/

          >see post about prometheus

          op was not fake (possibly gay)

  • HottieAutie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    how to find authentic green texts on 4chan?

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      That’s the great part, you don’t

    • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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      Here’s the fun thing about greentexts: you can in theory write them on any other platform.

      > gets politician called as evil stalinist by other
      > looks inside
      > the mildest form of social democracy imaginable
      

      Also other platforms, such as Lemmy are often better than 4chan.

      • Reddit is better.@dormi.zone
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        The text isn’t green tho

        • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world
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          Unreadable

      • dch82@lemmy.zip
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        I mean, it won’t be written by anon, but why not

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          But what if you are anon

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            I’m dch82, not anon

    • 🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksOPM
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      Step 1. Give up your sanity

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        I thought 4chan was the kind of place where if you ever had sanity at any point in your life you are already at a disadvantage?

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      Check out the regular occurring generals and threads that ask specifically for people’s stories. GreenTexts outside of that are shunned because they don’t want the board spammed by blogposting.

      A lot of the posts are shit unless you share the hobby. You will be sifting through so much shit to find something mildly entertaining. I would not recommend.

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      Browse /b/ or /int/ long enough

      • Zozano@lemy.lol
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        I can’t tell if you’re joking, malicious, stupid or sincere.

        Take my sage.

        • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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          Thx bby

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      don’t go to /b/

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      WTMYWTSC on /gif/

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        WTMYWTSC

        What does that mean?

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          webms that make you want to say “cool”

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            thx!

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    capchas are so real. Those things suck

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      4chan’s captchas are some of the hardest I’ve ever seen, it’s not enough that it’s hard to tell what the fuck it’s written but having to align the text beforehand is just evil.

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        It’s why everyone is using browser addons or mobile apps that solve it for you. It’s not very resilient against computers solving them, it seems.

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          A captcha that is easier for a computer to solve than a person seems rarher counterproductive…

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            It’s a shitshow. Nothing but bad changes to that site for years now

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              To be fair 4chan can be blamed for many things but not for the fact that we now have bots that are really good at solving captchas.

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            deleted by creator

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            It’s just because computers are better at everything

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          Somehow it never occured to me to look for captcha solvers, got to try that next time I visit the site, although I doubt it’ll work very well.

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            The phone app I use gets it right 10/10. The browser extension, I don’t remember which I used was 8/10 or so iirc

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        I swear to God I tried posting once but got my IP locked out from posting because I couldn’t get the captcha right before x amount of tries. Thing is at towards the end I was so confident I was putting in the right letters and numbers but it just wasn’t taking it.

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    the internet : a slot machine for things that make you smile a bit.

    payout rate : 1 laugh per 100 minutes

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      Aww fuck, I just wasted my laugh on this comment… The next hour or so is gonna suck

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        it’s on average. also, 100 minutes is not 1 hour, it’s 1 hour 40mins.

        Get extra rekt.

        PS : 100 mins is one metric hour, but we’re not on metric time

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          “The next hour or so” both accounts for the variance and is more concise than saying “the next hour and forty minutes, give or take”

          But now I want metric time, that sounds nice actually.

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            “The next hour or so” both accounts for the variance and is more concise than saying “the next hour and forty minutes, give or take”

            my bad, reading comprehension is hard

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              Honestly, I often struggle with that too. No harm, no foul, have a nice week!

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            But now I want metric time, that sounds nice actually.

            Not that nice, 10 is only divisible by 2 and 5 while 12 is divisible by 2, 3, 4 and 6 and 60 is also divisible by 5, 10 and 12 so there are actually some good reasons to keep time the way it is.

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