Everyone who’s ever edited a document: oh there’s now a blank page at the end of this Word document, time to get rid of that!
Word: no
Everyone: please delete
Word: shan’t
Everyone: * frantically presses delete backspace delete*
Word: answer me these riddles three
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So the issue comes when using tables.
Make a table cell end at the bottom of the page, and you’ll likely have a new blank page appear at the end.The reason is because word needs a ‘new paragraph’ marker (the backwards p symbol) after the table. This delineates where the table ends - it’s part of the formatting. You can’t delete it.
Ways to get around it:
- Don’t make you’re table go to the end of the page.
- Reduce the font size of the new paragraph marker to 1 (you need to enable show formatting marks). You can probably fit this at the bottom of the page without losing much space.
(you need to enable show formatting marks)
This is the most important word processing tip of all. Mine is always on.
Does that include the dots between words instead of spaces? My colleague uses that and their documents are nigh unreadable to me at a glance
Yes, but you get used to it very quickly.
You don’t enable it for everyone who reads the documents, just yourself.
I’m aware, I just frequently have to do over-the-shoulder proofreading and the dots always frustrate me
It does, but that’s invaluable too, and you get used to it pretty quickly. It let’s you see if there’s a space (dot), tab (arrow), line wrap (bent arrow), or whatever. Very useful if you deal with documents a lot.
Once you start showing formatting you will also be able to see and delete “Section Breaks” more easily, which brings in another bit of Word deep magic:
Settings for sections are at the end of the section. If you delete a section break, the previous section will start using the settings of the next section.
This is especially fun for the last section of the document. If you want it to use the settings from the previous section, you have to manually “copy” the settings by editing the good section and then Redo in the bad section.
^ This
- set your bottom margin ever so slightly lower so it accommodates the light height of the blank paragraph.
That’s a great idea - didn’t think of that
Today I discovered I am table. That said, this is pretty useful info.
Word is the fucking worst.
“Hey Word - I need to adjust the header for just this page.”
“No.”
“Can I just remove the header in this page then?”
“No”
“How about the watermark? It’s in the way on this page?”
“It’s tied to the header.”
“… I’m gonna have to make like 12 documents and combine them in Acrobat aren’t I.”
“Please log back into OneDrive.”
In case you’re in this situation in future, you can use section breaks before and after the page and give the middle section a different header/footer. It’s still not great because you can’t (to my knowledge) tie the section before to the section after so now you have to change both the first and third sections any time you want to adjust the main header/footer.
In the distance, sirens.
-> Show hidden characters
-> Snipe the sneaky page-breaking fucker in the pervious page
->???
-> ProfitDoesn’t always work. I had to do a lot of technical writing for docs that ended in a table for acceptance signatures. I eventually figured out how to drop the blank page at the end, but I’m not 100% convinced I didn’t summon an elder god at some point when I was fiddling with it to get there.
Font size 2, remove storage after paragraph, remove storage before paragraph.
Pervious, I think that fits Word perfectly.
For the love of God and all that is holy, do NOT, I repeat, DO NOT embed a table into Word, from an Excel file, and leave it linked.
It gives you the option and it seems like it should work, so that when you update the Excel document, then later access the word document, it will update that embedded table with the new data in the linked Excel file.
Nope. It will lock up Word, Excel, your fucking computer, even if you open in safe mode and delete that table, everything is fucked.
Just delete the word doc, that Excel file, and start over without linking anything. It will be less frustrating.
It might even be less frustrating to throw the whole computer away, quit your job, divorce your wife, move to another country, learn that language and start over from scratch.
I mean it was that fucking annoying, trying to get access to that document, to even copy the text, and put in a fresh word doc.
And Google/MS Help seems to think this problem does not exist.
Except I’m the idiot that tries it the second time and the same thing happened. (For context, the first time was in college, the second time was years later, at my job. So, completely different settings, computers, versions, etc…)
You have convinced me to try it on someone else’s computer
Asciidoctor, RestructuredText, Typst, Orgmode, there it works.
Easy. Print the document. Throw away the blank last page. Scan the document. Save as Word file.
Wait, why the fuck is there still a blank page at the end?
Just put that blank page back in the printer, please.
But then the next person who prints something will print over it and have your file in their file!
M$ Office formatting and cross-version mutations make me want to return to TXT and nothing else.
Markdown is my preference. It’s certainly not perfect for formatting. But it’s fantastically simple because it’s barely more than plain text. And it’ll usually look good in the end
I use Sublime Text for both code and documents.
If I absolutely requires formatting, I slap it into Google Docs and add the absolute minimum.
Composing in a text document is the way to go. No point in being distracted by fonts and spacing and non printing characters. Just get it all down and then worry about formatting when you need to print it or whatever.
Reject digital. Return to monkey.
Return to typewriter
While reading the Democratic Party’s official platform I noticed it has a couple of extra blank pages that were almost certainly inserted by Word formatting errors
ProTip: when editing large documents (especially useful for ones with images!) inserting page breaks at the end of sections of the document (shift-enter by memory) can help prevent formatting issues from cascading out of the current section of the document
It’s better to use sections or paragraphs formatted as starting on a new page. Using page breaks or lots of blank lines to get to get things paginated is how you end up with wonky formatting like blank pages.
more like
frantically presses backspace delete
Oops sorry you deleted the last three pages.
UNDO UNDO UNDO UNDO Z
Oops you have done undo too much and again deleted the last couple pages.
REDO REDO REDO
No can do, you just pressed Z after the UNDOs
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
No can do, you just pressed Z after the UNDOs
Like a time traveller who accidentally steps on a butterfly and erases the whole future that he came from
Ctrl-shift-z is not
undoredo by default, and not all office programs let you rebind it from ctrl-y.Got it the wrong around by accident. Good to know there’s a way to increase the history size.
UNDO UNDO UNDO UNDO Z
still does not apply
*laughs in LibreOffice*
I don’t like that it insists on resetting to that Liberation font half the time I make a new line though
If you go into the Styles menu (either the F10 or F11 key, I forgot) you can change the font of the Default Paragraph (or something akin to that name) to the font of your choice.
I haven’t used LibreOffice Writer in a while, though, so I’m not sure if that change will stay between sessions, but it should.
very, very, Very, VERY, VERY late edit for people from the future: The styles are saved in the .odt document itself
LibreOffice was very useful whenever i was asked to use MS Office, it’s the shit
This shit and word “smart” selection is why i dont use word anymore.
Me: “Can you select just this word for me please?”
Word : “Fuck no, you need this entire sentence, the picture 2 pages over, and all of the extended family of that single bloody word you wanna get. Oh and you have been upgraded from a sentence to a paragraph.”
I am convinced that powerpoint is the only good app that microsoft has ever developed, since it doesnt work against you every step of the way
Their programs are so awful it would be laughable, if they didn’t have market dominance.
Back in the 90s, there was this excel precursor called lotus, that thing was a beast, it supported 3d cells, graphs, everything. If you can make it in excel, you can make it in lotus and add extra things without even trying. From what i heard from the older generation is that excel now only supports half of what lotus did.
I remember Lotus. WTF ever happened to them?
Yes, I hate that shit. I know how to click on the spot where I want to start highlighting.
Oh you wanted to select just 3 letter from a word?
No you fucking didnt here is the whole word selected.
My biggest problem with Microsoft 365 is that it obstinately keeps using localized keyboard shortcuts, so if you’re an non-English speaker, the usual English shortcuts like Ctrl+f don’t fucking work.
I’m with you, drives me nuts that it is basically a guessing game on whether the shortcut for bolding the font is either Ctrl-B or Ctrl-G (gras, bold in French) and it varies by software, region, time of the day…
Plus, previous versions had a shortcut which I memorized despite it being stupid. Now they changed it.
Hey, wanna know something even more awful?
Excel function names are localized.Computing features dreamed up by the utterly deranged.
Not just the function names, since comma and dot are used as decimal separator so semicolons replace commas between function arguments in my locale.
I hate how I never know if I need to use dots or commas for decimal separator in excel.
IIRC it still works if you use English names
Truth. I’m not good at riddles so my resume in Word has an extra page I can’t get rid of. No there are no tables, yes I can see formatting, and deleting the page break massively fucks up the formatting for the whole document. I have to print to PDF then edit the PDF to delete the blank page. It’s a huge hassle. But I don’t have to deal with it very often so it is not really worth fixing.
Just print the page range to pdf excluding the last page? Saves an editing step. Like 1-8 if page 9 is empty.
Ha! I feel so dumb right now.
This happens to me on Google docs too. One time I literally had to create a new doc and copy and paste the content to get rid of the page.
Evoking within me the Michael Scott shan’t voice as the temporary voice of Word is genius.
I was wondering if it was a reference to something
I hate Word with the power of a trillion suns. Word is our continuing punishment from God for Adam and Eve nicking that damn apple.
I use Pages for 90% of my word processing work, but there are times when my documents have to be accessed by Windows users. Those times make me sad.
