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Kairos@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

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Kairos@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months ago
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    Please don’t come inside

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      Tis a sin to spill thine seed on the ground, thou must forever diligently rawdog thine brother’s wife. To please the lord.

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        My brother disagrees, so he clearly disrespects The Lord and must be killed, along with his male offspring, right?

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          Sure why not, and lets kill a couple goats and shit for good measure too while we’re at it.

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        Every sperm is sacred.

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        Okay Nick Mullen.

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        Tis a sin to spill thine seed on the ground

        Can’t spank it with nail holes in your hands. Jesus’ real sacrifice.

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      That’s fucked up and hilarious.

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      Now THAT is why we need AI

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    I used to be acquainted with a guy who would buy billboard time and put fake joke ads on them. This seems like something he’d put up

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    Removed by mod

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      Oh Jesus Christ.

      Oooooh Jesus Chriiiiist!

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      Relevant username?

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    He’s coming, he’s coming…

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      I forgot that was on the mix cd one day and blasted it, singing along, with my 5 year old in the car.

      Yep. That… became awkward and the after effects…

      still a banger.

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    at least he gives the courtesy of announcing it first.

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      but does he have the courtesy of a reach around?

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    Me too, Jesus. Me too.

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    .

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    Ok gooner

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    Dude get a towel or something….

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    deleted by creator

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    He’s coming?

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    I knew you would come, but you’ve come!

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    When Judas rings the doorbell frantically

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