• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.zip
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    3 months ago

    Any baddie capable of being hit by you, in a river or bog or lake, with a ppsh, is going to have an exponentially easier time shooting you than visa versa.

    Popped condom cork.

    • I Cast Fist
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      3 months ago

      The enemy will be too busy laughing to aim properly

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      3 months ago

      I was about to say something serious about how the gun is clearly for use after landing, but I’m just imagining the guy using his gun in the water, and just spinning around like a bullet sprinkler.