• Tramort
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    2 months ago

    “but I saw it on TV!” is the most geriatric and concerning defense trump could have offered

    • JackbyDev
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      2 months ago

      Trump: Don’t believe the media

      Also Trump: But the TV!

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      2 months ago

      General:

      -“Me President! The enemy advances towards all big american cities, what are uour orders?”

      The president:

      -“This is what we’re going to do, I saw this thing on TV one day, you’re not gonna believe it.”

      General: (doesn’t believe it.)