• @gnutrinoEnglish
    8•2 hours ago

    Just so long as there are no Russians coming in the other side this time…

  • RentlarEnglish
    30•4 hours ago

    Are we absolutely sure, someone in German military command didn’t pull out a file labeled “Unerwartethochwassersturmkriegangriffplan” from a dusty old cabinet somewhere, in anticipation of this natural disaster?

    • AGuyAcrossTheInternet
      17•2 hours ago

      Dear god, no, just imagine the bureaucracy. First you have to contact the Bundesamt für Soldatenspontangrenzüberschreitung for a Überraschungshochwasservortäuschungsmanöverbewegungskriegsplanerlaubnisantragsvorlage.

  • @[email protected]English
    16•4 hours ago

    We germans are sure to return criminal and illegal floods on our border to the original country! No water from poland here, the water arrived there first and thus has to stay there!

    • @[email protected]English
      2•39 minutes ago

      We all know Germans reject all water that doesn’t have its papers properly filled out and signed in triplicate.