Perhaps he knew exactly what he was doing

Dick Armstrong

One-eye Jedi.

Edit: One-eye the Jedi anti-Tie fly.

XXX-Wing

Maybe with the shading and coloring it looks better?

The X-Wing has always been obviously modeled after a circumcised dick.

Red 5, standing by

Wielding the meat saber.

I dunno, that shit is pretty awesome. I don’t even like tattoos.