• Neato@kbin.social
      111·
      1 year ago

      Someone did this once hundreds of years ago and the coach screams “Just knock them over! Grab them and throw them down! Tackle them!” and all at once American Football was born.

      This is a bible story.

      • GBU_28@lemm.eeEnglish
        4·
        1 year ago

        And the Lord said “play the big trumpets before the game. And wear the tight pants I told you about”