The TLS certificate is not valid
I did a woopsy, forgot to make the changes permanent, and my server auto-updated, won’t happen again
Better not or will expect the refund immediately
That’s pretty impressive actually. Good use of scaling the pic.
Console cheat codes
TomaterBrainerpicture.onclick = eval(picture.onclick.toString().replace("/tomato.png", "https://images.freeimages.com/image/previews/ce8/color-stroke-brain-png-5691833.png"))
Tomato minigun
for (var i = 1; i < 99999; i++) window.clearInterval(i);let f = eval(updateTomato.toString().replace("return;", "pictureContainer.removeChild(tomato);return"));picture.onclick = eval(picture.onclick.toString().replace("updateTomato(tomato);", "f(tomato);"));setInterval(() => { document.querySelectorAll(".tomato").forEach(f); }, 10);picture.onmousemove = picture.onclick
Slow-mo tomato
for (var i = 1; i < 99999; i++) window.clearInterval(i);f = eval(updateTomato.toString().replace("2.0", "0.3").replace("tomato.angularMomentum", "1"));picture.onclick = eval(picture.onclick.toString().replace("updateTomato(tomato);", "f(tomato);"));setInterval(() => { document.querySelectorAll(".tomato").forEach(f); }, 10);
I was thinking about making cheat codes for all your pages, but the tomato one just took me an embarrassing amount of time to work around.
Congratulations, you’ve successfully stressed me out. Just kidding, nice page OP :)
OptiTomato
Optimized tomato sauce
for (var i = 1; i < 99999; i++) window.clearInterval(i);let f = eval(updateTomato.toString().replace('tomato.src = \"/splat.png\";', 'if (tomato.splat)return;tomato.src = \"/splat.png\";tomato.splat = true;'));picture.onclick = eval(picture.onclick.toString().replace("updateTomato(tomato);", "f(tomato);"));setInterval(() => { document.querySelectorAll(".tomato").forEach(f); }, 10);
Optimized Tomato minigun (requieres Optimized tomato sauce hack)
picture.onmousemove = picture.onclick
Tomato cleaner
let b = document.createElement("button");b.textContent = "Clear";b.onclick = () => { document.querySelectorAll(".tomato").forEach((t) => { t.remove(); }); };document.getElementsByClassName("col")[0].appendChild(b);
Not worky
Worky now
Excellent work! I formally propose an easter egg that changes the image to tow-mater from cars the movie.
Nice I feel I should apologise for the tomato craze, maybe it wasn’t a great suggestion lol
I dunno, I think the result is fabulous. I still don’t know why everyone was so obsessed with tomatoes, but this website is great fun.
Why is there no easter egg for painting the whole canvas :(
It’s a good website. If I could humbly suggest: next time, more tomate.
Skill issue, just click faster and more tomatoes will appear 🙄
Thank you! 💕 My issue is resolved. 👏
I’ve written a console cheat code for it, hopefully OP won’t patch it (・∀・)
tomato website where you can throw tomatoes on a photo. website with tomatoes
This would especially be great if one could upload their photos but if you decide to include a few of your own please add a photo of trump.
Bonus if you make an easter egg where when you throw one tomato at trump it doesn’t apply a tomato effect and instead changes to the picture of him being shot.
Make one that just says you’re wrong. Then we can always go “Oh yeah? Well this website says you’re wrong”
Oooh maybe it could take in a name as query parameter so it would say “Sorry [name], you’re wrong”
Perfect ✨
Console cheat codes
Intermittent You’re Wrong
let k = 1;setInterval(() => { var h = document.getElementsByTagName("h" + k)[0];k = k == 1 ? 6 : 1;let nh = document.createElement("h" + k);nh.textContent = h.textContent;h.replaceWith(nh) }, 500);
DVD You’re Wrong
let b = document.getElementsByTagName("body")[0];b.style.background = "#000";b.style.height = "100vh";let t = document.getElementsByClassName("col")[0]; let xa = 1; let ya = 1;let x = 0, y = 0;t.classList.remove("col");t.style.position = "absolute";setInterval(() => { var bp = b.getBoundingClientRect();var w = bp.width;var h = bp.height;if (x > w || x < 0) xa = x > w ? -1 : 1; if (y > h || y < 0) ya = y > h ? -1 : 1;x += xa;y += ya;t.style.top = y + "px";t.style.left = x + "px"; }, 5);t.style.transition = "color 1s";let fc = () => { return parseInt(Math.random() * 155) + 101; };let c = () => { return "rgb(" + fc() + "," + fc() + "," + fc() + ")"; };setInterval(() => { t.style.color = c() }, 1000);
I gotta say that I loved the DVD result
A page that just says “Made you look” and a visitor counter.
I’m the first
number 17 reporting in
71 here
83
138 !
211!
84 hehe
469
Website where you click a catboy to make him spin, and the faster you click the faster he spins
Amazing! Can you add a high score tracker?
There ya go
Awesome!! 3348 is the best I can get 😁
Cheat console codes
Trap boy
document.getElementById("catboy").src = "https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e4c85b56-2b11-4747-a63f-4e9366cb9505.png";
Custom image hack
let p = document.createElement("input");p.type = "file";p.onchange = () => { var r = new FileReader(); r.onload = (e) => { document.getElementById("catboy").src = e.target.result; }; r.readAsDataURL(p.files[0]); };document.getElementsByClassName("col")[0].appendChild(p);
Endless rotation
rpm = -3000;
144 FPS unlocker
for (var i = 1; i < 99999; i++) window.clearInterval(i);setInterval(() => { catboyImage.style.rotate = `${rot}deg`; rot += rpm / 60; while (rot > 360) rot -= 360; }, 1000 / 144);setInterval(() => { if (rpm > 0) rpm -= rpm / 100; rpmIndiCATor.innerHTML = Math.floor(rpm); }, 10);
Autopilot
setInterval(() => { rpm += parseInt(Math.random() * 100); }, 10);
Provide me with the catboy picture
legally it’s a femboy but close enough
does this count?
Go to r/catboys
I want a website where you can throw tomatoes to a photo you select
pull a random image from imgflip and a random text from `fortune-mod’, add it as caption and post the result when you click a button.
a website that says “hello world” in different fonts
it is perfect
A website that asks for 4 check boxes to be marked, to progress to the next page (maybe for a million dollars?)
But every time you add the check to the fourth checkbox, one of the other checkboxes unmarks itself. So you click that one, and a different one unmarks. Lol.
I’ll contribute some clicks to this. Make a single ad at the bottom of the page that rotates every time the 4th box resets, but only ads for Lemmy
Can you make a similar webpage that Homer Simpson made with all the random things you found on the internet and a visitor count?
A website where you are shown 3 images of three different writing pens. You are tasked with guessing which pen is the most expensive.
He could partner up with penisland.net
Clicking on that link felt like a victory
This website can be made, but it requires a dataset.
Does it really? It’s only 3 pens.
I was figuring 12 pens and having them randomized.
Since everyone here is obsessed with tomatoes, I suggest a site that has the visitors vote on whether it’s a fruit or a vegetable, and then just redirects to a dancing tomato instead of the results.
A website where you click something that says “see what you get” or “here’s what is true about you” and then it gives you one of a handful of affirmations like “you’re a good person” “you’re worthy of love”
A site of your top 10 fave memes of all time.
This. Make the styling extremely simple too.
tomato. tomato website. website with a tomato on it.