Keep it silly though

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      Console cheat codes

      Tomater Brainer

      picture.onclick = eval(picture.onclick.toString().replace("/tomato.png", "https://images.freeimages.com/image/previews/ce8/color-stroke-brain-png-5691833.png"))
      

      Tomato minigun

      for (var i = 1; i < 99999; i++) window.clearInterval(i);let f = eval(updateTomato.toString().replace("return;", "pictureContainer.removeChild(tomato);return"));picture.onclick = eval(picture.onclick.toString().replace("updateTomato(tomato);", "f(tomato);"));setInterval(() => { document.querySelectorAll(".tomato").forEach(f); }, 10);picture.onmousemove = picture.onclick
      

      Slow-mo tomato

      for (var i = 1; i < 99999; i++) window.clearInterval(i);f = eval(updateTomato.toString().replace("2.0", "0.3").replace("tomato.angularMomentum", "1"));picture.onclick = eval(picture.onclick.toString().replace("updateTomato(tomato);", "f(tomato);"));setInterval(() => { document.querySelectorAll(".tomato").forEach(f); }, 10);
      

      I was thinking about making cheat codes for all your pages, but the tomato one just took me an embarrassing amount of time to work around.

      Congratulations, you’ve successfully stressed me out. Just kidding, nice page OP :)

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        OptiTomato

        Optimized tomato sauce

        for (var i = 1; i < 99999; i++) window.clearInterval(i);let f = eval(updateTomato.toString().replace('tomato.src = \"/splat.png\";', 'if (tomato.splat)return;tomato.src = \"/splat.png\";tomato.splat = true;'));picture.onclick = eval(picture.onclick.toString().replace("updateTomato(tomato);", "f(tomato);"));setInterval(() => { document.querySelectorAll(".tomato").forEach(f); }, 10);
        

        Optimized Tomato minigun (requieres Optimized tomato sauce hack)

        picture.onmousemove = picture.onclick
        

        Tomato cleaner

        let b = document.createElement("button");b.textContent = "Clear";b.onclick = () => { document.querySelectorAll(".tomato").forEach((t) => { t.remove(); }); };document.getElementsByClassName("col")[0].appendChild(b);
        
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      Excellent work! I formally propose an easter egg that changes the image to tow-mater from cars the movie.

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        I dunno, I think the result is fabulous. I still don’t know why everyone was so obsessed with tomatoes, but this website is great fun.

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      This would especially be great if one could upload their photos but if you decide to include a few of your own please add a photo of trump.

      Bonus if you make an easter egg where when you throw one tomato at trump it doesn’t apply a tomato effect and instead changes to the picture of him being shot.

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    Make one that just says you’re wrong. Then we can always go “Oh yeah? Well this website says you’re wrong”

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        Oooh maybe it could take in a name as query parameter so it would say “Sorry [name], you’re wrong”

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        Intermittent You’re Wrong

        let k = 1;setInterval(() => { var h = document.getElementsByTagName("h" + k)[0];k = k == 1 ? 6 : 1;let nh = document.createElement("h" + k);nh.textContent = h.textContent;h.replaceWith(nh) }, 500);
        

        DVD You’re Wrong

        let b = document.getElementsByTagName("body")[0];b.style.background = "#000";b.style.height = "100vh";let t = document.getElementsByClassName("col")[0]; let xa = 1; let ya = 1;let x = 0, y = 0;t.classList.remove("col");t.style.position = "absolute";setInterval(() => { var bp = b.getBoundingClientRect();var w = bp.width;var h = bp.height;if (x > w || x < 0) xa = x > w ? -1 : 1; if (y > h || y < 0) ya = y > h ? -1 : 1;x += xa;y += ya;t.style.top = y + "px";t.style.left = x + "px"; }, 5);t.style.transition = "color 1s";let fc = () => { return parseInt(Math.random() * 155) + 101; };let c = () => { return "rgb(" + fc() + "," + fc() + "," + fc() + ")"; };setInterval(() => { t.style.color = c() }, 1000);
        

        I gotta say that I loved the DVD result

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    Website where you click a catboy to make him spin, and the faster you click the faster he spins

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        Trap boy

        document.getElementById("catboy").src = "https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e4c85b56-2b11-4747-a63f-4e9366cb9505.png";
        

        Custom image hack

        let p = document.createElement("input");p.type = "file";p.onchange = () => { var r = new FileReader(); r.onload = (e) => { document.getElementById("catboy").src = e.target.result; }; r.readAsDataURL(p.files[0]); };document.getElementsByClassName("col")[0].appendChild(p);
        

        Endless rotation

        rpm = -3000;
        

        144 FPS unlocker

        for (var i = 1; i < 99999; i++) window.clearInterval(i);setInterval(() => { catboyImage.style.rotate = `${rot}deg`; rot += rpm / 60; while (rot > 360) rot -= 360; }, 1000 / 144);setInterval(() => { if (rpm > 0) rpm -= rpm / 100; rpmIndiCATor.innerHTML = Math.floor(rpm); }, 10);
        

        Autopilot

        setInterval(() => { rpm += parseInt(Math.random() * 100); }, 10);
        
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    pull a random image from imgflip and a random text from `fortune-mod’, add it as caption and post the result when you click a button.

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    A website that asks for 4 check boxes to be marked, to progress to the next page (maybe for a million dollars?)

    But every time you add the check to the fourth checkbox, one of the other checkboxes unmarks itself. So you click that one, and a different one unmarks. Lol.

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      I’ll contribute some clicks to this. Make a single ad at the bottom of the page that rotates every time the 4th box resets, but only ads for Lemmy

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    A website where you are shown 3 images of three different writing pens. You are tasked with guessing which pen is the most expensive.

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    Since everyone here is obsessed with tomatoes, I suggest a site that has the visitors vote on whether it’s a fruit or a vegetable, and then just redirects to a dancing tomato instead of the results.

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    A website where you click something that says “see what you get” or “here’s what is true about you” and then it gives you one of a handful of affirmations like “you’re a good person” “you’re worthy of love”