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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 8 months ago

Anon finally touches grass

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Anon finally touches grass

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 8 months ago
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  • andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works
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    Gonial angle is this:

    Gonial angle picture

    Canthal tilt is that:

    Canthal tilt illustration

    As I was googling I’ve seen articles mentioning some angles statistically more attractive than others, that’s predictable, but then incels take it as another reason why they are genetically predisposed to stay virgins and have no power to change that.

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      The ifunny watermark really tips this over the edge, comedically.

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        It could only be beaten by a SomethingAwful watermark (do they have one?) on a picture of non-attractive angles.

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      Ah, am woman, can confirm I only date mane with a Gonial Angle over 140 degrees, or under 30

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        how do you bring out the protractor on dates?

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          Oh, us females inherently judge the angle flawlessly on first sight.

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        Under 30? So basically if you can’t see anything lower than their forehead, ohhhh. 😏 /S

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          Damn it, beat me to it. Eh. Mine’s different enough.

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        Under 30 degrees? So, like pugs and French bulldogs?

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      I’ve no doubt that at least half the articles about those phrases will lead you down a path of right wing fuckbaggery.

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        Closer to 99%. This is modern phrenology for incels.

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          Wouldn’t say the studies themselves are only worthy for that, but yeah, there’s no way a common person would apply them the other way.

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      As a gigachad I can confirm.

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      Some people take pleasure in being pitied and victimised.

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        Far too many.

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