Didn't vote in 2020? Cards Against Humanity will pay you to apologize.
  • jordanlund@lemmy.worldM
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    2 months ago

    Technically this breaks the rules as it’s not an article.

    I’m choosing to not remove it because:

    1. Mod Abuse
    2. CAH is awesome
    3. It’s for a good cause
    4. It’s hilarous
    5. Hitler
    • PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works
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      2 months ago

      It caused me to buy a pack and donate to the CAH pack so…worth it. Plus, they’re suing Elon Musk, which is a noble and glorious cause in the name of freedom and democracy.

  • CaptDust@sh.itjust.works
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    2 months ago

    How do you know who didn’t vote?

    We formed a Super PAC and bought the personal voting records of every American citizen from a data broker we found on the internet. It’s pretty fucked up.

    I appreciate their endless honesty.

  • terraborra@lemmy.nz
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    2 months ago

    I used to love your card games before you got all political.

    Your mom used to love you before you got so fucking stupid

    💀

  • bbbbbbbbbbb@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Is there some way I can force Elon Musk to pay $47 to Cards Against Humanity PAC?

    Funny you should ask! If you’re a registered voter in PA, GA, NV, AZ, NC, WI, or MI, just type your name into this dumb website for his PAC, put “[email protected]” as your referrer, and they’ll be legally obligated to pay us $47. The more people who do this, the more Musk money we’ll get to un-fuck America.

    If he doesn’t pay up, we’ll sue him again.

    Im a little sad that I wont be able to claim CAH money but I can do my part in getting Musk to pay up

    • auk@slrpnk.net
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      2 months ago

      If you didn’t vote in the midterm, you still can claim it. They just don’t give you as much.