Going on a vacation but still need to annoy the people downstairs? Attach a thumper to the floor and know your responsibilities are taken care of

  • Varyk@sh.itjust.works
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    1 month ago

    this is already a thing.

    I mean I don’t know if they are Dune themed, but there are wall and ceiling thumpers to annoy your neighbors with.

    My friend gave me a link when I complained about my neighbors not shutting up a couple years back.

    do you mean specifically dune themed thumpers? The Dune theme part is your idea?

    did I read too much into this because this is shitty million dollar ideas and not million dollar ideas?

    • Corroded@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPM
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      1 month ago

      I had no idea. I thought it would be funny because of how absurd it is

      did I read too much into this because this is shitty million dollar ideas and not million dollar ideas?

      It is a kind of joke community. The premise is basically items you’d pitch in a surreal fever dream where you’re on shark tank.

      Some examples I just thought of are a bladeless lawn mower for people who want to give off the illusion their artificial grass lawn is real to trick their neighbours and selling disposable latex gloves in a Russian nesting doll style package where they’re all inside each other so people don’t need to buy multiple boxes of different sizes

      • Varyk@sh.itjust.works
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        1 month ago

        nice, those both sound very suitable for the community.

        https://ceilingvibrator.com/

        this guy includes his pretty long testimony of how he started selling “ceiling vibrators” and offers models one two and three to thump or play bluetooth, audio or whatever.

        and a video of one “working”.

        It’s apparently a revenge-based advice, so if you are angry at your neighbors enough, the noise in your own apartment from the device might be worth it.

        https://youtu.be/onTY8WbV5RU

  • HeckGazer
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    1 month ago

    My upstairs neighbours will take 10, I’m sure

    • MajorHavoc
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      1 month ago

      They already did. I saw a testimonial by your upstairs neighbor on the website…