not being a hunk, for starters… but also it looks uncomfortable
It’s too cold where I live
I’m tall and thin so my clothes do look like that
It’s really uncomfortable
Because our bodies are gross and threatening.
Same thing as the last time this was reposted. Didn’t change in a few months.
Because I’d look like this:
Is that Lukashenko?
Because it’s considered “lewd” and “indecent” when I do it and I’m not allowed within 500 yards of schools anymore.
Self-respect mostly (at least what’s left of it).
Beer belly
And my sagging balls.
Every single men’s top I’ve seen are too big…
I don’t have a younger sister I have to share clothes with.
The “Fire Island gay” look is not for me. (Aka Midriff-baring T-shirts and Nut-Hugger shorts.)
But maybe it could be if you “owned it”?
I love that they have a belt. Like, you gotta put your belt on even with cut-offs.
So true 🤣
Because those hunks never survived the movie.
I just realized that the examples in the meme leave out an important part of the ensemble: calf-high white tube socks with multicolor bands at the top.
If you’re gonna rock it, rock it all the way.
I don’t have those, so that. That stops me from doing that.