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The post Xitter web has spawned soo many āesotericā right wing freaks, but thereās no appropriate sneer-space for them. Iām talking redscare-ish, reality challenged āculture criticsā who write about everything but understand nothing. Iām talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. Theyāre inescapable at this point, yet I donāt see them mocked (as much as they should be)
Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldnāt be surgeons because they didnāt believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I canāt escape them, I would love to sneer at them.
(Semi-obligatory thanks to @dgerard for starting this)
That launch happened Feb 2018. By that time, I was already solidified as a musk sceptic and didnāt pay attention to the hubbub. Thinking back on it:
What I like about the phrasing āpossibility of something newā is that nothing new really happened with that launch. Weāve already sent all kinds of junk into space in configurations varying in impressiveness.
I was also a Elon skeptic back-then, but Iāll admit I did get a kick out of the ādonāt panicā dashboard.
But golly does he read H2G2 completely wrong (transcript):
Itās backwards! It misses the joke! It took thousands of years and they got a nonsensical answer before any question! It took a thousand more and they got a nonsensicalāincompatibleāquestion! It has been theorized that should someone understand the universe it would be replaced by something more complicated! It has also been theorized this has already happened! Also regarding scale of knowledge, Trin Tragula definetly showed that the One thing you canāt afford to have in this universe, is a sense of perspective!
Surely his reading comprehension isnāt actually this bad, and he only got a bad meme-cliffnotes version of the radio-series/books/movies!?!
Ow boy do I have some stories for you about his takeaways from other media he consumed. For example, and a worse take.
(There was also a take which I remember where he mentioned that in the Culture humans are basically pets of the AIs (which is mentioned in the books yes, but only by the people who are anti/sceptical of The Culture, The Culture itself makes it pretty clear they are not pets. (In the last book they even seem to fulfill some more vital role in keeping the AIs sane, and people have full autonomy in a way that pets never do)). Couldnāt find this take sadly. As everything is now about the Haitian pets thing (erugh, racist shits), and also this āhumans are petsā thing is an not uncommon misreading of people reading the culture novels).
fucking hell how are Muskās Banks takes even worse than I remember? that was the point where I realized I hated the fucker so youād think thereād be nothing left to feel rage over but no, Musk corpsefucking Iainās memory once he was too dead to tell Musk to go fuck himself is absolutely doing it
āutopian anarchistā I assume means āit would be nice in theoryā.
Nah, his ego is big enough that heās probably some version of the an-cap, with a personal political based in āI could give everyone this utopian world if the government and the āwoke mobā and the labor organizers would just get out of my way.ā
a36A!!!
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Publicity stunt for both SpaceX and Tesla, as well as Musk himself, and a successful one at that.
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Hope Muskās existence and influence today was worth it, nerds from 2018!