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minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·19 days agoGenetics :( been growing it out for 4 months and my facial hair isn’t even an inch long :( I’m 33, dammit
minus-squareVindictiveJudge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·19 days agoAt best, i get Keanu’s beard, but minus all the star power and fame that makes it work.
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·19 days agoI’m sorry, beardless brother. One day our time will come! Here’s hoping for cheap hair transplants in the near future!
minus-squareRisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·18 days agoWanna swap? I get that in like 2 weeks and I’m so fucking sick of shaving.
Genetics :( been growing it out for 4 months and my facial hair isn’t even an inch long :( I’m 33, dammit
At best, i get Keanu’s beard, but minus all the star power and fame that makes it work.
I’m sorry, beardless brother. One day our time will come! Here’s hoping for cheap hair transplants in the near future!
Wanna swap? I get that in like 2 weeks and I’m so fucking sick of shaving.