I haven’t found Mimir’s Fountain yet, so I still have both eyes…
Oh and also, my beard is not white (yet).
My first: thought: I haven’t been given good enough reason to pluck out my own eye.
Just wear the patch. Manifest the desire, and eventually you’ll find your reason! Believe in it, and you’ll pop that ooey, gooey superball outta the socket with a spoon in no time!
My beards getting there but my taxidermy skills aren’t quite as on par
“Quoth the raven, nevermore”
are cats appropriate substitutes for crows?
i find them a bit hard to come by.
What’s up?
Getting stopped randomly in the street by people trying to find weed or the Greek Orthodox temple, that’s what.
Ay bruh, you know the way to Eleusis?? I’m tryna get faded on that kykeon and meet Dagon and get them mad good tips on agriculture, know what I’m sayin???
Pretty much, yeah.
I don’t have any friends
Step 1: Befriend two crows.
Step 2: Name them Hugin and Munin.
Step 3: …
Step 4: RAGNAROK!!!
Hooked beaks, feather “mane”, big as hell. Those are ravens, dude’s cosplay is inaccurate🤓
Any witches willing to accept two eyes and a Labrador lmk
My name isn’t Mr. Wednesday
Only time, my friend.
Every comment on this post is gold. I love Lemmy. It’s like back when Reddit was good.
Huginn is fine but Muninn keeps trying to peck my good eye out.
Not sure how anyone could see this Pic and not think of this!
Still working on the crows, but would narly roosters work as a substitute?
Yeah but it would change the vibe from goth crow daddy to more like unhinged dust punk daddy
Genetics :( been growing it out for 4 months and my facial hair isn’t even an inch long :( I’m 33, dammit
Wanna swap? I get that in like 2 weeks and I’m so fucking sick of shaving.
At best, i get Keanu’s beard, but minus all the star power and fame that makes it work.
I’m sorry, beardless brother. One day our time will come! Here’s hoping for cheap hair transplants in the near future!
