• JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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    45 minutes ago

    That’s why I send my memes to my wife’s phone. so she can view them on her own phone.

  • Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de
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    7 hours ago

    Seems like there is a solution she hasn’t considered. Marrying a woman who has and uses her own phone. It won’t be “a man’s phone” then.

    • Lumisal@lemmy.world
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      4 hours ago

      Or a man that doesn’t use a phone, only a laptop.

      Or a non-binary that doesn’t use any technology.

      Or a clone of herself, that way she’s just showing herself her own phone.

  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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    10 hours ago

    Don’t have a kid. You’ll be made to watch videos on their phone. For hours’ worth of your life.

  • brey1013@lemmy.world
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    13 hours ago

    A man can get into a lot of trouble, if he doesn’t watch the endless tiktok reals with enthusiasm and excitement.

  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world
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    16 hours ago

    If only there was another option… kinda like a gal pal that would do that weird thing with the wisk and the cattleprod, and didn’t try to show you their monster truck videos on a broken Galaxy 4.

    Ah well, that must not exist, guess that’s that.

  • oxomoxo@lemmy.world
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    17 hours ago

    I guess people don’t know the stand-up comedian Blair Socci yet. She’s kind of funny but I have a feeling this was an idea for a joke that isn’t fully formed. A lot of comedians use social media to workshop their stuff…

  • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.world
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    18 hours ago

    There’s this nifty feature on phones now where you can send a link to the other person’s phone. My wife and I text each other stuff from the internet all day long.

  • dumbass@leminal.space
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    18 hours ago

    Showing me the weird shit you watch on YouTube is a requirement for me, I want to know what videos you watch when you’re alone and bored with nothing to do.