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been a goldfish fan for years. change the name all you want. dont fuck with the product
I’m trying to wrap my head around not wanting changes to shitty orange crackers
just dont buy/eat them. best way to keep them away from you
I’m an elder millennial and I have had absolutely no problem buying goldfish into adulthood. With this change, i’ll inevitably be calling them Chilly SeeBas, so idk how much more adult they’re going for in my demographic
Who here actually thinks “goldfish? That’s for kids.”
What? It’s a funny reference to Jurassic Park!
I had to check to make sure that this was not an old April Fools Day joke article.
Slightly off topic, but my favorite April Fools will always be Google changing its name to Topeka and the city of Topeka, Kansas changing its name to Google.
Mostly because I was a teenager and totally bought it.
As far as I know, it’s hot in Topeka
The onion?
No.
April fools article?
No.
Did Elon Musk buy the company?
No.
Then I don’t understand. Make it make sense!
How do these dumbass decisions keep getting made? That is the most recognizable fish cracker out there. Are they looking to Musk for ideas? Fire your marketing team, they’re blowing your budget on cocaine.
It’s just a marketing joke like iHop did a few years ago
A shocking amount of publications are not mentioning its for a limited time. Maybe I missed it in this article.
Aw man, no Patagonian Toothfish crackers. Again!
This is fish the they chose?
If I had to choose between adult and child vibes I’d say this fish leans adult
This fish fucks!
We buy a lot of goldfish in this house. More than most people reading this, I can just about guarantee it.
Please allow me to remind everyone that even Goldfish has gone the shrinkflation route. Maybe if their sales are dipping it’s because of their anti-consumer practices.
Not only did the price we paid go up in recent years, but also they changed the size of the large cartons from 30 oz to 27.3 oz.
Quarterly profit margins demand YOUR sacrifice.
Do they still taste like sad, slightly burnt air?
No, now they taste that sad slightly burnt air with a tablespoon of salt.
Yay capitalism. If you’re fading into irrelevance to the point that you print less bags in order to drum up a false sense of scarcity then your product sucks and you should feel bad. Thirst trap gimmicky
The duck is wrong with goldfish?? Someone shoot the marketing manager for this idea
Likely the same one who pitched the grapist
Probably whitest kids you know
How does this appeal to people? I like goldfish the same. Though Whales are cheaper and taste okie.
Well I don’t even like goldfish crackers but if I can I will buy some for other people. That name makes them the perfect guest offering
Im glad their marketing department still does drugs. Makes life less boring.
temporarily
I knew it!
just a marketing stunt. but watch, when ‘goldfish’ come back into the stores afterwords… they’re in smaller packages.
According to another comment, the sea bass version will only be for sale online. There will be no coming back to stores, normal goldfish won’t be leaving stores at all.
