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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 7 months ago

Anon plays a guessing game

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Anon plays a guessing game

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 7 months ago
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  • Rolando@lemmy.world
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    “They must have clipped off your wings, because you look like an angel.”

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      vomits

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      “Or like some sort of succubus devil thing, I dunno.”

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        Horn removal and chopped off a spiky tail lol

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          “Speaking of which…did it hurt when you broke through the Earth’s crust while ascending from hell?”

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            “Do demon women like you float out from volcanoes, or do you claw your way through dirt to get here from hell?”

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        I was gonna finish with “…an ANGEL OF DEATH!!!” and start to air guitar. If she does the intro scream, she’s a keeper.

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        Hey, I’ll take any action I can get.

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      Did it hurt, when they clipped your wings and you took 1000d6 falling damage, m’lady?

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      Since when was Anakin Skywalker on lemmy?

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