There’s a shortage of sexy therapists
Not in my area, according to this convenient banner ad.
Shit, I don’t even need the therapist.
I just need friends that can come home and play whatever with me :(
Me too, I am thinking of getting a dog because there’s not enough time to make actual friends lol
I am happy for either.
I’m ace. All I want are cuddles and garlic bread. For some reason it’s considered an ethics violation for therapists to cuddle with clients
Same. I need a cuddle buddy with whom I can commit crimes with.
Have you considered cuddling with garlic bread? Solves both problems at once!
The Onion: Florida ace autistic man is the first to marry full human size garlic bread waifu pillow. Red Bull is the official sponsor of the wedding.
Redbull doing everything except making drinks part 5000
Common misconception. Red Bull is more of a marketing company that sells its formula to manufacturing plants around the world. They mainly focus on advertising while the local manufacturing plants produce the product. Or maybe there are 2 heads would be a better statement.
I would totally buy a garlic bread dakimakura.
I have 2 therapists and was going to a lot of sex parties, still wanted an SO.
Wtf, is a sex party? You meant orgy
I guess? I mean, I go to a venue, get a drink or two, meet my friends, by now I’m probably already undressed, then we have sex, with whoever I feel comfortable with. In the meantime there are at least 60 other people in the venue doing their own thing, BDSM shit, sex, whatever floats their boat. Really nice vibe, everyone is respectful, consent is important.
Its been really nice going to these things.
It’s far less messy than having sex with your therapist
That’s why I bring a towel to therapy
the second income is good too
cries in breadwinner because SO job pays close to nothing
Is it really good considering a 50/50 split during the divorce?
I would take either.
