• Shard@lemmy.world
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    16 hours ago

    Holy shit dude.

    I’m a fan of your war stories. The amount of shit you’ve survived must put you on par with chuck norris or something.

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      10 hours ago

      It was definitely a year that contained a decade, but I’m far from being the one to see the most stuff. And I certainly wasn’t a lone wolf. Well except for that one time… Lol I jest, we never did anything alone.

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      16 hours ago

      Nah, with Chuck Norris, it’s usually the missiles that do the dodging.

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        15 hours ago

        With chuck norris it’s actually probably a lgbtq or minority that needs to do the dodging.

        Chuck Norris is a piece of shit

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          14 hours ago

          Are we talking about the same Chuck Norris?

          No, we are not.

          I am talking about an internet meme
          You are talking about a real person, who is probably old by now.

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            14 hours ago

            Yeah, we’re talking about the same chuck norris.

            Unfortunately we memed a douchebag back in the day, but the good news is you can stop.