• Shard@lemmy.world
    8·
    1 month ago

    Holy shit dude.

    I’m a fan of your war stories. The amount of shit you’ve survived must put you on par with chuck norris or something.

    • Maggoty@lemmy.world
      9·
      1 month ago

      It was definitely a year that contained a decade, but I’m far from being the one to see the most stuff. And I certainly wasn’t a lone wolf. Well except for that one time… Lol I jest, we never did anything alone.

    • ulternoEnglish
      52·
      1 month ago

      Nah, with Chuck Norris, it’s usually the missiles that do the dodging.

      • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
        73·
        1 month ago

        With chuck norris it’s actually probably a lgbtq or minority that needs to do the dodging.

        Chuck Norris is a piece of shit

        • ulternoEnglish
          52·
          1 month ago

          Are we talking about the same Chuck Norris?

          No, we are not.

          I am talking about an internet meme
          You are talking about a real person, who is probably old by now.

          • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
            26·
            1 month ago

            Yeah, we’re talking about the same chuck norris.

            Unfortunately we memed a douchebag back in the day, but the good news is you can stop.