🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · vor 8 TagenAnon pretends to be sicksh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up1591arrow-down18
arrow-up1583arrow-down1imageAnon pretends to be sicksh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · vor 8 Tagenmessage-square35fedilink
minus-squarelatenightnoir@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up32arrow-down2·vor 7 TagenDid you break your arm just now? - Yes. - Is it the one with which you write? - No. - Going to school! Running a fever? - Yes. - How high? - 39.9°C - Yeah, not fatal, going to school! Can relate, I’m Balkan…
minus-squareTar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up26arrow-down1·vor 7 TagenIs it the one you use to write? Why aren’t you ambidextrous? Go to school!
minus-squarelatenightnoir@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·vor 7 TagenBroke both of them? Perfect time to start developing photographic memory!
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·vor 7 TagenNah, that’s when you get a happy ending.
minus-squarelatenightnoir@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·vor 6 TagenKnowing my folks, they’d, no joke, probably question the possibility of my quickly learning to write with my feet before calling it a day… Maybe for a second, but they certainly would!
minus-squareOwl@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·vor 7 TagenYou’re ambidextrous anyway because you’ve been playing the piano since your third birthday !
Did you break your arm just now? - Yes. - Is it the one with which you write? - No. - Going to school!
Running a fever? - Yes. - How high? - 39.9°C - Yeah, not fatal, going to school!
Can relate, I’m Balkan…
Is it the one you use to write? Why aren’t you ambidextrous? Go to school!
Broke both of them? Perfect time to start developing photographic memory!
Nah, that’s when you get a happy ending.
Knowing my folks, they’d, no joke, probably question the possibility of my quickly learning to write with my feet before calling it a day… Maybe for a second, but they certainly would!
You’re ambidextrous anyway because you’ve been playing the piano since your third birthday !