• derpgon
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      22 days ago

      This is more like “We don’t sell cider because it might be harmful to your body with all the alcohol and how it tastes of apples, here have some pure ethanol instead”

      • Aceticon@lemmy.world
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        “We’ve stopped selling paper due to the danger of paper-cuts for people. We will continue selling firearms and ammo.”