• Seasm0ke@lemmy.world
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    4 hours ago

    Just had a truck do this to me in a drive thru. The cashier told me ‘your face is like glowing so bright from that cars lights’ so I cocked my head a little and playfully said BE NOT AFRAID with a little smirk and she didnt even chuckle lmfao kill me.

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      13 hours ago

      I’m getting flashbacks to Alberta, where my small 2L Subaru would get trailed 5 feet behind me on the highway by the new 2025 Ford F6950 Super Duty 18L V12 turbo diesel where the owner has also added the brightest blue HID’s known to man that happen to be at the perfect hight to blind me after they’ve lifted the truck to help remove the exhaust system and replace it with a system designed to produce thick black exhaust for rolling coal as they pass me going 30 over the limit.

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        2 hours ago

        You may not be able to while driving but if you have a passenger have them guide your rear-vision mirror to reflect their lights back at their face.

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        9 hours ago

        Some guy was doing that to me when I was driving on a mountain. The asshole made me run over a marmot. I was so sad. I couldn’t brake or turn anywhere.

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        10 hours ago

        It’s kinda ironic that you have to drive slower because you’re half blind, which will end up in the trucknuts enjoyer being slowed as well.

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    13 hours ago

    I once saw a hearse driving with like 50 cars right behind it. I couldn’t believe all those aggressive drivers riding his bumper!

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    11 hours ago

    hey, he’s not dead! he’s thinking while in the casket.

    suicide is no laughing matter being buried alive as a way to end your life isn’t a joke!

    won’t anybody think about the poor grave keepers that have to dig you out to rescue you?!

    /s