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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 months ago

Anon tries to be attractive

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Anon tries to be attractive

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 months ago
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    “Anon’s a pretty nice guy, but it kinda weirds me out how he’s always grabbing his butt and wincing in pain”

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      Hey, he could be gay and the bottom

      • jrs100000@lemmy.world
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        That might explain why hes not having luck with the ladies

      • Omega@discuss.online
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        girls at the bar don’t like the idea of pegging on the first date

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          Hey if they don’t, then they’re clearly not the girl for me.

        • Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Hey, that’s not – oh wait I don’t go to bars

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    I feel like he’s going around showing people.

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      Anon is a pretty cool guy, he bleaches his asshole and doesn’t afraid of anything.

      • 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.caBanned from community
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        nice

      • DogWater@lemmy.world
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        The deep lore lmao

    • cRazi_man@lemm.ee
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      You guys don’t?

      • WanakaTree@lemm.ee
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        Found the cat

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      If at first you don’t succeed, try, try and try again ?

  • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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    Cause he wants a rimjob, obviously

    • superkret@feddit.org
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      And who can blame him?

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        i wonder how much modulation would it take for a bidet to support such features.

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          picture of Japanese toilet control panel

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            wonderful, thanks.

  • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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    Just in case

    • Steve Dice@sh.itjust.works
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      Of what???

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    Well don’t it make my brown eye blue.

    • Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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      If it’s blue you’re likely not using enough lube and you probably need to ask your partner to go a little slower and be more gentle. Anal shouldn’t hurt unless you want it to.

      • theonlytruescotsman@sh.itjust.worksBanned
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        If it’s blue it’s not getting enough oxygen and needs some mouth to reverse mouth resuscitation.

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          ALT TEXT: A close up picture of Widowmaker from Overwatch, a character with blue skin. She looks slightly surprised.

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    I guess if nothing else he probably wouldn’t be in the “wiping your asshole is gay” crew or that would presumably be ineffective

  • HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    >bleach my asshole

    Is that a threat?

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      >blanchis mon trou du cul

      Est-ce une menace?

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        >blanqueame el culo

        ¿Es eso una amenaza?

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          Göt deliğimi ağarttım

          Bu bir tehdit mi?

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            Bleiche mein Arschloch

            Ist das eine Drohung?

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            The Scott lore expands

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              Does Turkish really look like Scottish

              • lars@lemmy.sdf.org
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                No

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                Scott the Woz Wii Play

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