What religion are your teeth?

Lots of tightwad-ass responses in here. What a bummer. Its a silly question that should have silly responses, folks. Lighten up.

For some reason, all my cars have received female gendered references. I think its that way for a lot of folks. I have a feeling some movie or show popularized the concept at some point and it just took off from there. Maybe it was westerns with how riders talk to their horses and stuff? I don’t know. Sounds like an interesting rabbit hole though.

None. It’s a car.

I have never gotten the point or the fun in naming or gendering inanimate objects.

Rhonda, cuz she’s thicc.

Chick, I call my 2013 Tundra “La Gordi”, short for “la gordita”

It’s a car

Boy, his name is Fynn. Last one was a girl (Ingrid), the one before that was non-binary, before that was a girl (Stella), before that was non-binary, before that was a boy. I’m probably missing a few though.

Does it have a hook? Then it’s a boy, else, it’s a girl. My current cars are Embla and Herman. Previous ones were Bob, Betty and Alfred.

Two cars ago, clearly a dude. Petey.

Not sure on the last one or my current one.

I don’t have a car, but my bike uses she/her pronouns.

My segway ninebot scooter was a man (may he rest in peace), my niu kqi3 max is a woman. I miss my ninebot, he was so portable and lightweight for carrying up train station stairs. Also nobody wanted him since he was outdated and an unpopular model (e22) and was safe from being stolen. While my niu is much more powerful, faster, and lasts longer, she’s like 2x heavier and attracts would-be thieves if I didn’t app lock AND use a chain lock. I was able to secure the ninebot with a cheap amazon basics lock, nobody wanted him but me!

Stop trying to fuck your car dude

It’s a car.

It’s a heap of metal and plastic.