[alt text: a text post by @coolrich.bsky.social. The text is entirely in quotation marks, as if it is being quoted from an article, and it says: “but the most chilling aspect of the so-called game, which is already being described by some as ‘a training program for CEO-killers’, is the presence of a weapon that exclusively targets only the players that have experienced the most success. Using a ‘blue shell’, disgruntled players can…”(dot dot dot)]
start the countdown until “i’m gonna blue shell a ceo” becomes a credible threat you could to to jail for
Make sure to add “…in Mario Kart”
it’s the new “soup for my family”
Are you a friend of Dorothy?
that’s who the soup is for, wildly enough