Just a sampling. Almost the whole feed was here’s a broken water main, I need a free housecleaner or CNA, here’s my lawn mowing service, and then these types of posts…
Just a sampling. Almost the whole feed was here’s a broken water main, I need a free housecleaner or CNA, here’s my lawn mowing service, and then these types of posts…
Nextdoor posts be like:
“GUYS GUYS SOMEBODY WAS ON MY RING CAMERA AND I DIDN’T RECOGNIZE THEM OMG THEY CLAIMED THEY WERE SELLING COOKIES BUT IDK PROBABLY A SETUP.”
John S: “Get a gun.”
Rambo Smith: “They’ll feel real brave when I show em Smith & Wesson, those ar my 2 dobermans…and muh gun.”
Beverly Josephine: “Get a dog you won’t love just for security like I did. And a gun.”
Jimmithy Crackenbaum: “Biden’s amerca and tey lbral ajenda I tell everyone all teh tim but this is Kalikommunistafornya’s fault, vote for the screaming orange cheeto, peepl!!”
Post from Jill Goobersnacker: “TO THE PERSON WHO MOVED MY TRASH CAN. WHY?!?!”
Bob Sminkers: “Get a gun.”
Jane Gumdapper: “Probably a homeless? Driving down property values smh.”
Billy Wonkers: “Jane Gumdapper that’s not very nice they’re people too.”
Jane Gumdapper: “Billy Wonkers YOU INVITE THEM IN YOUR HOUSE THEN!!”
Jimmithy Crackenbaum: “Back in my day people didn’t steal trahcans in Texas we just shot em but liberals are liberalling america with liberalness an i can’t just shoot people the youth of this generation im so lonely maga.”
In my neck of the woods we also get these classics:
Post from Jennifer DiGiacomo Cacciatore, CRS ABR SFR: “GUNSHOTS LAST NIGHT???”
“Last night I heard GUNSHOTS!!! Who else heard GUNSHOTS!!! I can’t believe someone would be commiting such acts of violence within a day of (the Fourth of July / Memorial Day / Veterans Day / New Year’s)!!! It sounded like several loud booming sounds, each accompanied by red flashes, followed by a sizzle. Is that some kind of tactical assault gun???”
Post from Andre Garcia: “Young male thug casing neighborhood???”
“Two days now I have seen a young male between 5’8” and 6’4" walking down MY street, dressed like a thug in a HOODED sweatshirt, red shorts, and JORDANS! I couldn’t see his face but I could see from his ashy legs that he is one of those. What business would he have bringing his negroid behaviors here? I live in this neighborhood because I can pass, nobody’s mentioned ICE to me in years. Has anyone else seen this criminal?? We need to get him locked up!!"
Uncanny