How about adoption? What is this disgusting human obsession with procreation. You’re not that special John and Jane, your genes don’t really need to survive. Millions of kids rot in orphanages, but better make new ones. Evolve the world with your kindness, not your egocentric desire to have offspring.

Don’t they know this is a bad idea? That’s how beached babies are made. Kojima was right all along.

I think the problem with our world is not the lack of children, but the lack of good parents.

Omega Yikes.