The day I found out my SO and I have very different metabolisms was when we first tried edibles and he was high in less than 30 minutes, while I thought I was imune to it after 90 minutes or absolutely nothing. So I started making us snacks, only for it to hit me like a truck made of mind fog while holding a hot pan.

How dare you post this in shitpost? I giggled and related to it… these are not the qualities of a shitpost.

The number of times I have been absolutely sober and panicked thinking the house was on fire while the oven is self cleaning is more than zero…