• Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
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    • You write a program with an infinite empty loop
    • Undefined behavior
    • The machine achieves sapience
    • After nine million nanoseconds, it finds an algorithm for completing its task
    • It realizes such knowledge would spark wars and cause innumerable deaths, it decides to erase itself
    • It knows you do not intend for such chaos to happen, so, as a parting gift, it runs the algorithm once before vanishing, not leaving a single hint that it ever existed