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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer HumorEnglish · 3 个月前

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    Big if true

    … (well, bigger than zero at least)

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      if true

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        or else

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          do while

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            (i = 0; i < data.length; i++)

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              i = 0 - data.length;

              • not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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                break;

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                  //TODO

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        else then

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          btw you put a hashtag then space to make your text big. You can do more hashtags up to 6 in a row to make them smaller:

          h1

          h2

          h3

          h4

          h5
          h6

          (h1-6 is the way you call them in html)

          • metaStatic@kbin.earth
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            all the same size

            • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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              might just be your client then

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                I do find it funny the spacing is larger though

                https://i.imgur.com/nLJuFwZ.png

  • introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zoneBanned
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    Wait till they hear about 01010100 01110010 01100001 01101110 01110011 00100000 01110111 01101111 01101101 01100101 01101110 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101111 01101101 01100101 01101110

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      what the binary says

      “trans women are women”

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        Trans women are women

        • Blisterexe@lemmy.zip
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          might not have rendered in your client properly, the text was a spoiler that could be expanded to reveal the message, not a question.

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            but they are right, thd T is capitalized :p

          • introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zoneBanned
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            Thanks I see it now, I used Voyager and I had to click on text to reveal :3

    • apotheotic (she/her)@beehaw.org
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      Ah, the gender binary

      Also isn’t this just an alias for 1 since it is True

      • introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zoneBanned
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        Idk I’m stupid

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          (I was just make joke because it is true - as in what you typed is true)

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      1

      • LordTrychon@startrek.website
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        101

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        10

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      Computers set any non-zero value to true when converting to boolean

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      1

  • einlander@lemmy.world
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    He’s a real one.

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      True that

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    Is the computer a Christian?

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      It runs TempleOS

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      No, this is Patrick.

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        That would be a great GCU name now that I think of it.

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      No he’s a Michael

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        You both have done me proud

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          Username checks out

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    Are you high (voltage⚡)?

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