This is gonna seem a little out of character and I won’t blame you for feeling a little out of sorts about this whole thing… but I’ve been compromised by a master haxxor from the dark webz and I need to get out in front of this.
Please find enclosed a portfolio of photographs in .pdf and zip archive, mostly comprised of my dick ‘n balls.
ps. Sorry, Gram-gam. I made bad choices.
pps. Kevin, I’d understand if you’d prefer I didn’t come into work on Monday.
Wait, you’re telling me Nicole the Fediverse girl isn’t real 😱
I do hope you haven’t done anything you might regret.
How do you un dick a pic? Is there an app for that?
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.alpaca.photo_mosaic
Yeah, but we live in the era of all powerful AI! A mere blur filter won’t deter the techno ninjas amogus!
See?!
Truly amazing technology. What a time to be alive!
Why are you sending nerds your dick?
Just double down and send a dick pic to your friends, family, and coworkers. Then they cant hold it over you. Pretty sure thats how france does it
So, uh. Hi <All>.
This is gonna seem a little out of character and I won’t blame you for feeling a little out of sorts about this whole thing… but I’ve been compromised by a master haxxor from the dark webz and I need to get out in front of this.
Please find enclosed a portfolio of photographs in .pdf and zip archive, mostly comprised of my dick ‘n balls.
ps. Sorry, Gram-gam. I made bad choices.
pps. Kevin, I’d understand if you’d prefer I didn’t come into work on Monday.
What Would France Do? Can’t go wrong.