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The secret to success in software engineering:

Lie and say that there is

Write or use a conversion algorithm

Boss won’t know the difference

Collect bonus at performance evaluation

Put “AI engineer” on resume
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  Boss thinks AI can code at senior developer level and fires you and the entire team
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    Never plan on staying at a SE job for longer than a few years. Not in a market that volitile.

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